will work for food

you might think that being a baby is pretty easy. well, not in this household. at the early age of 15 months, my folks starting making me earn my keep. no longer do i get free room and board. as i think back on it, it actually started some time ago when daddy confiscated a $20 bill that i received as a gift. it had been posted on the bulletin board, but come to think of it, it's mysteriously disappeared since the move.

i digress. they actually put me to work. what the hell kind of treatment is that? shouldn't it be against the child labor laws to make a baby do chores? its bullsh*t, i say!