just friends, i swear

okay, so this looks way more compromising than it was. i'm telling you that we're just friends. i do think he's cute and all, but he's not exactly the marrying type. he hasn't even taken me out on a date. he just lays around most of the time, making crumbs. and all that hair? sorry, but no. those traits may have brought mom and dad together, but i can tell you that i'll have a much higher standard in men than my mother. eww!